A Singaporean was on a holiday in Malaysia.He was having his coffee, croissant, bread, butter, and jam at the hotel's coffee house.
A Malaysian man who was chewing gum sat down next to him and started a casual conversation.
Malaysian: You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?
Singaporean: Of course.
Malaysian: We don't. In Malaysia, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them across to Singapore.The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.
Malaysian: Do you eat the jam with the bread?S
ingaporean : Of course.
Malaysian(chuckling): We don't. In Malaysia, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and other leftovers in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam, before we sell it across to Singapore.
This time, the Singaporean retorted, "Do you have sex in Malaysia?"
Malaysian: Why? of course we do.S
ingaporean: Do you wear protection?
Malaysian: Of course! We wear condoms.
Singaporean: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?
Malaysian: Stupid question! Of course we throw them away.
Singaporean : We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum & sell them across to Malaysia.
That's the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore.
hahaha, i saw this is one of my friends blog ! i found it super hilarious !
:D
loves,
Charlotte :D
CharlotteChan
30th April :)
